Want to watch Craig Morgan’s newest video for “Bonfire”?  He tweeted just this morning with the link.  Click here to watch!  

1.  At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars.  See if they slow down.

2.  Page yourself over the intercom.  Don’t disguise your voice.

3.  Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “in”.

4.  Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5.  Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks.  Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6.  In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors”.

7.  Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy”.

8.  Don’t use any punctuation.

9.  As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

10.  Ask people what sex they are.  Laugh hysterically after thay answer.

11.  Specify that your drive-thru order is “TO GO”.

12.  Sing along at the opera.

13.   Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

14.  Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15.  Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

16.  Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

17.  When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I won!! I won!!”.

18.  When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives, they’re loose”!

19.  Tell your children over dinner, “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go”.

20.  Share this list with your friends and family and make them laugh.  It’s called therapy!!!

Have a great Monday! 

Gwen

Stephen, Eric and Brian from Love and Theft made their Today Show debut this morning.  See the video here!   They did a great job.

Want to win their debut CD?  KMLE Freq’s, click here and register to win it before you can buy it!  (”World Wide Open” will be in stores Tuesday, August 25th).   You are going to love this CD.  I do!  

Gwen

We know the models in our favorite women’s magazines have either starved themselves for years OR their pictures have been photoshopped, right?  That’s why the picture in the September GAMOUR magazine has caught our attention.  Nudity alert:  she isn’t wearing any clothes, but she isn’t showing anything too revealing either - except for her REAL body.  Check out the article and picture here.   ”The woman on p. 194″ is actually 20-year-old model Lizzi Miller, and this is her second appearance in Glamour, shot by fashion photographer Walter Chin. A size 12-14 and avid softball player/belly dancer (”I like exercising when it’s fun”), Lizzi moved to New York City from San Jose three years ago to become a model.  

Inspiring!!!